Episode 8.8- Showmance, Showmance, Showmance!

Previously on The Sims 3 Reality Show… The Ferocious Six remained in power for the second straight week. Owner of Household Waffles was considering to let Florizel keep the nominees the same, so that Rose would go home. But Florizel and Waffles decided that Rose did not need to go… yet! Waffles decided to remain loyal to his alliance, and stick with the plan, nominating Ed and Summer as a replacement. Rose continued to bully Waffles, even though she was removed from the block. And when the votes were revealed, the mummy was sent packing. At the Owner of Household Competition, Florizel became king of the house once again. And the shocking twist was revealed that Peanut would be force evicted due to a horrible performance. Which duo will Florizel nominate for eviction and who become the new Haven’ts? It all happens right now on The Sims 3 Reality Show!!

Day 21

Florizel: So… What do you think about skinny dipping cutie?

Rosina: You want to?

Florizel: Of course I do!

Rosina: It feels so nice!

Florizel: I find it funny that we still didn’t kiss, yet we’re cuddling… Naked!

Rosina: Haha… Well, don’t worry, we won’t go no further than this!

Florizel: At least not now!

Nocturne: Muahah… This’ll teach them! *hides clothes*

Nocturne:  So, after being in the house all this time with the same tedious routine and only having the ability to vote, you get kinda bored. Well, it can’t really hurt me in the slightest to screw around every now and then and do something stupid. Here’s a little known fact: I practiced ventriloquism as a kid and I stuffed my favorite ventriloquist dummy in my suitcase. *pulls out teddy bear* Meet Mr. Fluffykins! Say hi Fluffykins!
Fluffykins: HI EVERYBODY!!!

Nocturne: I wonder how many people I can scare with my ventriloquist awesomeness…

Fluffykins: Fifty bucks on nobody…

Nocturne: Fifty bucks I can scare five people!

Fluffykins: You’re on!

Nocturne: … So Florizel and Rosina were skinny dipping and I just happened to notice…so I snuck out there, making sure I wasn’t seen, and stole their clothes. They will neeeeeeeeeever find them…MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hmmm…who should I prank next?

Waffles: I cannot believe you won! It’s crazy being in power again.

Florizel: I know right. It’s awesome!

Waffles: Well, at least I won’t get yelled at this time, hah!

Florizel: Oh yeah. This should be fun… Too bad we lost Peanut, unexpectedly.

Waffles: Yeah. Well, at least it wasn’t you!

Florizel: You got that right!

(this happened BEFORE Nocturne hid his clothes, btw)

Waffles:

♫We have all the power, we have all the power!♫ :P  Flo won! Yay! We’re safe and we have power! Nobody better mess with us.*cough*Rose*cough* Excuse me! Though both me and Flo winning back to back OOH’s makes me think that once our alliance doesn’t win we’re headed home… Oh yeah, and that surprise elimination was really surprising! Poor Peanut. Our first loss as an alliance. Now were the Ferocious Five… That actually sounds better then Ferocious Six…

Charlie: So… I told Rose what I thought – but she obviously didn’t listen. She just wants to wreak havoc in this house and that will Not get her far at all. I also talked to Waffles. He seemed pretty alright with the idea of a future alliance. I haven’t told any of my current alliance yet – But there is no way I’m leaving my pretty purple haired seductress out of anything! I gave her some flowers… yeah I’m a bit of a romantic… she seemed pretty chuffed. Now I just have to come up with some more romantic ideas. What shall I pull out of the hat next!? Maybe I’ll cook her something… or we could even watch the stars in the garden. I know it’s not a huge gesture but.. hey. It seems pretty sweet to me. I can watch those eyes glisten! Yeah babe! I wonder what mine and Nocturne’s babies would turn out like… with both our skin tones? Oh my, this is unlike me. I’ve always been more of a ladies’ man… not the settling down type. What’s going on with me? That girl has definitely got some charm.

Charlie: Hey cutie-pie!

Nocturne: Oh hiya!… Say hi Fluffykins.

Fluffykins: Hello!

Charlie: Haha. You’re so f****** cute babe. I was wondering if you would want to watch stars with me?

Fluffykins: *clears throat*

Charlie: And Fluffykins.

Nocturne: Oh boy! That sounds like a lot of fun… Let’s go!

Charlie: Wow! Look at that one! It looks like your tattoo.

Nocturne:What?! You saw that.

Charlie: Haha… Yeah!

Nocturne: You’re one amazing man Charlie.

Charlie: And you’re one amazing girl.

Nocturne: Oh baby! *leans into kiss*

Charlie: Wow… Not infront of Fluffykins.

Nocturne: Haha… Way to think!

Florizel: Well, looks like someone’s playing a little prank on us… Dumb a** b******!

Rosina: Haha, chill the f*** out. Let’s just chat.

Florizel: Hehe… Okay! It’s crazy how you calm me down so much. Normally, I would’ve beat the s*** outta’ anyone that touched my clothes.

Rosina: I’m the same way! We were like made for each other.

Rosina: So… I’d say this is pretty romantical…

Florizel: Me too… *kiss*

Rosina: Our first kiss!! :D

Florizel: I’m the OOH, Waffles is safe, and Rosina has a golden key! This could hardly get better if I planned it. The only issue is Peanut getting eliminated, I know I didn’t see that coming! Well, we may be down one, but the Ferocious Six is still ruling this house! And that kiss was f****** amazingly delicious. But that’s as far as we’re going for now… At least we finally made it to second base!

Summer: Yes! I am a Have… FOOD!! Waffles! YUMMY!! *chokes* Woah! I think I forgot how to eat.

Summer: Ed leaving is good because I have the golden key. It’s also a key to the fridge! I hate being a haven’t for a week! Now that I can just sit back and watch the drama fold, I can work on my social game.

Logan: Another week goes by, and I didn’t expect for 2 people to go home. For some reason my luck had me stay in the house. I only guessed 100!! Common guys. I mean honestly. These people here, wow! Some attractive others are drama queens like Waffles. But most importantly, aliens like Charlie and Rose. Not that I have a problem with any of those kinds of people. I will never see a golden skeleton. Callie isn’t that big of a target. Now, it’s time to stir up some drama…

Logan: So Rose, I was thinking, now that I’m single, maybe we could talk?

Rose: Oh yeah! That’d be fun!

Logan: I like your red eyes.

Rose: *thinks to self* Wait, what am I doing? I’m the master of evil, I can’t be nice! *outloud* B****! Get the f*** away from me. You f******* player!

Logan: What the hell? You’re one freaky chick.

Florizel: Who wants to see the OOH Room?!

Everyone: Me!!

Florizel:Everyone here?

Everyone: Yeah!

Florizel: Of course, it’s the same, but AHHHH! A letter!

Waffles: Read it buddy!

Florizel: Okay, here we go: (this was really written by Florizel’s creator!)

Dear Florizel,

Congrats, I knew you had it in you to win an OOH! You’re an amazing player and I expected nothing less than total victory for you.

I doubt you’re worrying about your family and friends, but just in case you have any doubts, they’re all doing fine. Your cousin Emilia is very proud of you and is sure that you’ll get farther than she did in the game. Her son Joseph is a toddler now, and he’s just like his father (speaking of Logan, show him no mercy! And Emilia wants you to remind him to be timely with his child support checks).

Good luck!

Your Creator,
Jojo777

P.S. What’s this I hear about you and another house guest, Rosina? You go for it, but make sure not to let that woman break your heart!

Rosina: How nice of her!

Florizel: Alright Ferocious Six, well, now Five, it’s time to talk business.

Rosina: Aye, there’s only one duo that’s eligible to go up.

Grey: Yeah, Rose and Charlie.

Waffles: But, what if they win the POS… Do you think one of us should go up just as a cover?

Callie: I don’t know. It’s kinda’ risky.

Florizel: Yeah, and Rose stirs up way too much s***.

Waffles: Yeah, but if they win the POS… Then what? One of us is definitely gone.

Florizel: Hmmm…

Grey:Alright, well, I think we’re gonna’ give you guys some privacy… Have fun, but not too much!

Rosina: Aww man! Privacy… Is that possible in this game?

Florizel: So, what are you thinking babe?

Rosina: That we make out.

Florizel: Haha, okay! But, let’s not get out of hand.

Rosina: Yeah, no problem… No frisky business… Yet.

Florizel: *yawns*Ahhhh… What a nice nap!

Callie: I love how sweet you are, just like a real Waffle.

Waffle: Callie! That’s too funny! But… Ummm… Thanks?

Florizel: Oh man! I gotta’ teach my boy some lessons!

Florizel: Is Rose my target? Of course! That woman has it in for Waffles, and the sooner I don’t have to listen to her running her mouth all over the house, the better! Oh, and I’ve also noticed Waffles and Callie flirting a bit… could there be yet another showmance in this house? I hope so! Waffles is a great guy and he deserves some love. Plus, if she got with Waffles that would end the possibility of any connection between Logan and Callie, and I don’t want someone in my alliance to have any attachment to that jerk.  I just hope that Gregor, Callie’s children’s baby daddy doesn’t get mad at Waffles! I don’t want to have to look out for yet another fellow.

Day 22

Charlie: Rose, you really need to stop being so mean to people. It’s gonna’ cost you the game.

Rose: But it’s me! I have to act how I normally would. I’m not some type of b**** to change my attitude just for a stupid show.

Charlie: Rose, please. We’re gonna’ get nominated if you don’t stop.

Rose: UGH! Fine, but if we do get nominated, back to bullying I go!

Rose: If you ask me the so called “Deadly Six” is a Deadly Duo cu’z me and Charlie are the only one’s playing for our alliance. I also think It’s time to lay off Waffles. I can see now that he’s nice guy but if his partner nominates me I’ll be f****** mad and continue to attack Waffles. But right now I’m picking on that ugly pre made b**** Casey. I’ve managed to break their showmance but now I’m gonna torment her.Mwahahahahah!!!… Oh, and another good thing: Ed left and Summer has the golden skeleton. What could be better?! Ed had been manipulating Summer and I wanted to stop that. However our alliance members are dropping. It’s time to make a move. I’m gonna flirt with Waffles. Even though we argued last week, I have to start thinking for a back up of my game plan. Waffles is a pretty good player I admit that. Him being on my side will be good for ME! ***** Summer! She dosen’t deserve to even get passed jury! She haven’t done nothin yet!

Rose: Hey Waffles, I apologize for all of things I called you. It was really unnecessary.

Waffles: Humph! Really? I don’t believe you. Charlie probably put you up to this. Trying to save your a** from the block.

Rose: No! Honestly, I’m sorry!

Waffles: Well, it might not even be you guys on the block. It might be Casey and Grey! We don’t like floaters.

Rose: Okay, well, just remember, I did apologize, and whenever you accept it, then maybe we can talk game play?

Waffles: Sure…

Casey: *crying* Everyone hates me!!!

Casey: *sobbing* I HATE ROSE FOR WHAT SHE SAID!!!! I HATE LOGAN FOR BEING OK WITH IT!!!! OK I “WAS” MARRIED! But that was only until my husband died a couple of months before this competition when he died of cancer. Why do I feel everyone hates me in this house?  AND WHEN I SAY EVERYONE, I MEAN EVERONE INCLUDING ME! I know everyone thinks I’m just a nerdy princess who always gets her ways, but I am only “nerdy” because I am smart and can’t afford any nice clothes. I wish that B**** Rose would just **** off!!!!! ……  I hate my life.

Florizel: I saw you working it with Callie earlier.

Waffles: Heh! About that.

Florizel: That’s awesome! I love both of you!

Waffles: Really?… So Final 4 deal?

Florizel: Let’s get our girls up here and talk.

Florizel: So Waffles and I were talking, and we think that these two showmances should make it to the end!

Rosina: Oh yeah! I love all of the people here. This would be the perfect Final Four.

Callie: I love it! We can be called the… Love Bugs!

Waffles: Magnificent!… Final Four, here we come… But first, we need to manage to carry that floating Grey to the Final Five.

Florizel: Yeah… Hmm… Maybe we can get him out this week!

Rosina: Ahhhh…

Florizel: One of my duties as Owner of Household is to nominate one duo for eviction.

Florizel: Hmmm… Benefit the Love Bugs, or stick with the Ferocious Five… This is such a pivotal point in the game. Everyone has approached me with deals. Basically, I’m not gonna’ trust any of these people. I really need to strategically play this game.

Florizel: Hey everybody, it’s time for the Nomination Ceremony…

Florizel: This is the Nomination Ceremony…

Florizel: One of my duties as Owner of Household is to nominate one duo for eviction…

Florizel: Waffles, since you are my partner, you are safe this week.

Florizel: Nocturne, Rose, Summer, since you hold a golden skeleton, you are all also safe this week… I will pull the first set of keys- that duo is safe and they will pull the next set of keys…

Florizel: Logan and Callie you are safe from eviction.

Logan & Callie: Thank you Florizel.

Callie: Casey and Grey… You are safe.

Casey & Grey: Thank you!

Florizel: I have nominated…

Florizel: You, Rose and you, Charlie for eviction this week because Rose, you have been verbally assaulting my partner, and I’m sick of it!

Florizel: Before this meeting is adjourned, I must also announce the four Haven’ts for the week… They are…

Florizel: Logan, Grey, Casey, and Charlie, you performed the worse in the previous OOH, and therefor are Haven’ts for the week.

Logan: F***! Again!

Grey: Gosh damn it!

Casey: Aww man… More depression.

Charlie: Damn! When I need to be healthy most, I become a Haven’t.

Florizel: That concludes this Nomination Ceremony.

Rose: Man f*** Florizel and Waffles! F*** Charlie too! He f****** screwed me over being haven’t. F******* d****-***!  We now all know that Grey, Callie, Rosina, Florizel, and Waffles are working together. We need this POS. If we win, then one of them will be going home!

Charlie: Damn! This sucks. A Haven’t and a nominee. I shouldn’t worry too much because Rose is going home… Hmmm… Maybe I should throw the POS… But then again, if we win, then one of the others will be evicted!!

Rose: I’m gonna’ f****** kill you, you motha’ f******* b****! I f******* hate you and your stupid a** relationship with that f*****! I’m gonna’ beat the living s*** out of you if I manage to make it passed this week, you f****** c***!

Waffles: C***?

Rose: Go the f*** to hell you dumb a** imaginary friend. I don’t know why your boyfriend Norman brought you to life.

Waffles: First of all, he’s not my boyfriend, second of all, he loves me very much! Now, if you say one more thing about him, I can gaurentee you will be walking out that door in a few days.

Rose: F*** Norman!

Waffles: THAT’S IT!!!! :x

Who will win the Power of Sims, and will it be used to take Rose and Charlie off the chopping block? Find out Friday!!

ALLIANCES, ALLIANCES, ALLIANCES!!!


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